Jose Mourinho lining up first argument as Manchester United manager

first_img1 Jose Mourinho is so confident of being Manchester United’s manager next season that he has already lined up his first argument at Old Trafford.The Portuguese wants to hit the ground running as United boss and, with Louis van Gaal expected to be given the boot, Mourinho has made falling out with someone as soon as possible a top priority.The Special One has identified his main target as Juan Mata, who would fit perfectly into Mourinho’s preferred style of laying into a gifted attacker for not defending enough.According to Spanish media outlet, El Lad Bible, Mourinho is also keeping tabs on Real Madrid’s Sergio Ramos, whose argument-completion rate under his former boss was close to 100% at the Bernabeu.While Mourinho remains confident of taking over at United, spending tons of money, refusing to develop any homegrown talent and dragging the club’s reputation through the mud, certain members of the United board are known to be concerned about his suitability for the Red Devils role.But a source close to Mourinho told talkSPOOF, “Jose has vowed to continue United’s fine attacking traditions by attacking as much as possible.“He will attack referees, rival managers, players, club doctors, journalists, fans, ball boys, mascots, fluffy kittens and Pep Guardiola’s mum.”Mourinho is believed to be seeking a three-year contract, because he fears turning into a pumpkin if he stays any longer.DISCLAIMER: Like Ed Woodward trying to sign Neymar, Gareth Bale, Pele etc, don’t take this story too seriously. Mourinho is planning for his United team to press for arguments high up the pitch last_img read more